Father Guido Sarducci: Sex with crazy people
Humor from Those Bastards! — Father Guido Sarducci on the topic of sex with crazy people.
I have a been appointed Vatican Special Envoy for a sexual education. My a job, itza to make a sure, that you a people are having as much a sexual congress as you can get, and you a producing tons of a Catholic babies for de a Pope. Today I’m a gonna talk a to you a ladies, talk a to you about picking the best a man you can a find, to help you a produce a bunch of a Catholic a babies.
Science has a determined, that a many a crazy people, they have this a huge a sex a drive. Many of these a crazy people, have a what you call a hypersexuality. That means they a want to have sexual a congress all de time. It’s a perfect a match, as a dis, itza what the pope he wants.
Where do you a find deese a men? You could attend any political a convention. Itza doesn’t matter whether it’s a Republican or a Democrat…
That or a any political a blogs on de a Internet.
Father Guido apparently reads Kn@ppster.
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Everyone reads Kn@ppster, don’t they?
They ought to, Tom, they ought to.
Ever see that SNL parody of a Leone spaghetti western? Guido Sarducci was passing through a western town that was fighting over creationism vs. evolution. “I believe-a God created-a man in-a his own-a image; but God-a also evolved-a. Now if you look at-a this-a chart, you’ll-a see that God Erectus used-a a few-a simple tools and made-a fire….”