Campaign House of Horror: Hucka-Kang
If I reserve most of my substantive criticism for Ron Paul, it is a consequence of the dearth of substance among other candidates — and their supporters! For example, compare this Huckabee site boilerplate:
“This forum is about Mike Huckabee who will take this country up, not down; someone who can unite this country, not polarize it further; someone who has a proven track record as an innovative, optimistic, and authentic conservative.”
…with this classic line from The Simpsons episode Treehouse of Horror VII:
Kang: “We must go forward, not backward. Upward, not forward. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.”
This stuff practically parodies itself.
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Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos . . . .
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